Off-Topic: my favorite movie is on tonight

Kinja'd!!! "No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
03/09/2015 at 20:45 • Filed to: None

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Care to guess what it is?

First hint: It's got nothing to do with being Jalop in the slightest. Grounded-to-the-Ground Toyota couple have more to do with Jalop topics than this movie, though driving is slightly involved.

Second hint: I really should be embarrassed that I like this movie at all, let alone making an OppoLock post about it.

Third hint: Technically it's perfectly on-topic to post at i09 but I'm too afraid to out of embarrassment.

UPDATE: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! have come the closest so far. Also, there's a pretty sizable hint staring right at you when you view this post (as of the time of this writing). Just...not in the post itself.

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UPDATE 2: Leadbull came the closest yet with Mean Girls. And it stars my favorite actress (I actually wrote about her in a post I wrote on ObsDeck once). And for you East Coasters it already aired ;_;

UPDATE 3: lonestranger is now the closest with Spy Kids.

Final Update!:

Ok, would you like to finally know what it is and what kind of shame I've been hiding?

...you sure?

Well, of course you're sure, so here you go:

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It's !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! which airs on Disney Channel starring !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! who I wrote about a little bit !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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Oh Lordy do I need a life.

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Anyway, in a sad attempt to salvage my movie street cred, someone brought up my love of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! which is an awesome movie and you should go see it now. Even if the basic plot is kind of a metaphor for rape (uh, trust me it's not as bad as it sounds).

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Also, another movie I love that you need to go see is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . And yes it also aired on Disney Channel at one point, but it's actually not really kiddy stuff. It also stars a pre-Hunger Games Josh Hutchinson!


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 20:46

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The Herbie remake?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 20:47

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Before I read your hints I was going to say "Driven." Now I'm going to guess "Gone With The Wind."


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 20:48

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BATTLESHIP


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 20:52

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Twilight


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 20:56

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Taxi?


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 20:56

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I can't think of anything that'd be on io9 that I would be ashamed of. Hunger Games?


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 20:57

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Obviously it's The Notebook.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 20:59

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Sound of Music? It's Sound of Music


Kinja'd!!! WhyWagonIfNotWagonFast > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 21:00

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Ice Pirates


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 21:08

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The Lake House?


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 21:10

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50 shades?


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 21:17

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Interview with a vampire

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Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Leadbull
03/09/2015 at 21:20

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The second Twilight.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 21:41

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Bicentennial Man. iRobot.

I've spent a grand total of two minutes on io9, and that was just now seeing what they're all about. So those are my best guesses.


Kinja'd!!! RTeeJay > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
03/09/2015 at 22:31

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Tell us. Is it Machete?