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Care to guess what it is?
First hint: It's got nothing to do with being Jalop in the slightest. Grounded-to-the-Ground Toyota couple have more to do with Jalop topics than this movie, though driving is slightly involved.
Second hint: I really should be embarrassed that I like this movie at all, let alone making an OppoLock post about it.
Third hint: Technically it's perfectly on-topic to post at i09 but I'm too afraid to out of embarrassment.
UPDATE: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! have come the closest so far. Also, there's a pretty sizable hint staring right at you when you view this post (as of the time of this writing). Just...not in the post itself.
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UPDATE 2: Leadbull came the closest yet with Mean Girls. And it stars my favorite actress (I actually wrote about her in a post I wrote on ObsDeck once). And for you East Coasters it already aired ;_;
UPDATE 3: lonestranger is now the closest with Spy Kids.
Final Update!:
Ok, would you like to finally know what it is and what kind of shame I've been hiding?
...you sure?
Well, of course you're sure, so here you go:
It's !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! which airs on Disney Channel starring !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! who I wrote about a little bit !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
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Oh Lordy do I need a life.
Anyway, in a sad attempt to salvage my movie street cred, someone brought up my love of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! which is an awesome movie and you should go see it now. Even if the basic plot is kind of a metaphor for rape (uh, trust me it's not as bad as it sounds).
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Also, another movie I love that you need to go see is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . And yes it also aired on Disney Channel at one point, but it's actually not really kiddy stuff. It also stars a pre-Hunger Games Josh Hutchinson!
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The Herbie remake?
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Before I read your hints I was going to say "Driven." Now I'm going to guess "Gone With The Wind."
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BATTLESHIP
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Twilight
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Taxi?
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I can't think of anything that'd be on io9 that I would be ashamed of. Hunger Games?
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Obviously it's The Notebook.
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Sound of Music? It's Sound of Music
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Ice Pirates
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The Lake House?
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50 shades?
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Interview with a vampire
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The second Twilight.
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Bicentennial Man. iRobot.
I've spent a grand total of two minutes on io9, and that was just now seeing what they're all about. So those are my best guesses.
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Tell us. Is it Machete?